MOTOCROSS MELTDOWN 1.0.1

A silly quick action romp that doesn't work unless you're always connected to the net. It also doesn't shy away from holding your hand for 3 levels every time you're supposed to learn a new control feature. Even though it's nothing more than tapping a button every so often. But you probably need the assistance. You know, just in case you're a mentally debilitated couch potato.

This game insults the intelligence of its audience like none I've ever seen. All the bling, the upgrades, the visuals are just to complement a simple tapping track in the veins of Guitar Hero (and that's being indulgent).